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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and too…

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and too…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, care, eat, fitness, hot, humor, i, imagine, right, self-deprecation on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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