Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and too… Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs. It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.