Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Can you imagine how hot I'd be if I ate right and took care of my body? I'm not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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“Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife”

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