Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.
  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
  • Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
  • There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.
  • I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
  • If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.