Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCan you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.