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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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