Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”