28 funny social event quotes - Wordgag

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

May 21, 2026

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

May 21, 2026

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

May 21, 2026

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

May 21, 2026

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

May 21, 2026

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

May 20, 2026

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

May 19, 2026

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

May 19, 2026

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

May 19, 2026

Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

Apr 1, 2026

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Apr 1, 2026

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Apr 1, 2026

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Apr 1, 2026

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Apr 1, 2026

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Mar 31, 2026

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Mar 31, 2026

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Mar 30, 2026

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Mar 29, 2026

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Mar 29, 2026

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Mar 29, 2026

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Mar 28, 2026

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Mar 28, 2026

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Mar 27, 2026

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Mar 27, 2026

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Mar 26, 2026

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Mar 26, 2026

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Mar 25, 2026

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Mar 25, 2026