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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
28 Funny social event quotes
I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.
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Finally, a benefit of adulting: mastering the art of tactical family event evasions! 🚪🚶♂️👋😄
The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.
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Doing the Irish goodbye like a social ninja, vanishing into the shadows before anyone notices 🥷💨👋
The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.
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Finally, a lifetime subscription to the post-social event gossip club! 🗣️💬👫🤣
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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Counting sheep and doing nothing takes planning! 🐑📅 Let me pencil that in! 😆
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.
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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.
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Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌
Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.
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"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
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"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"