Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies. Posted onJun 19, 2026Jun 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Those Capri Sun packs are basically pre-med school for the juice-obsessed! ππ§π¨ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. If youβre ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy. Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?