I am the Michael Jordan of laying down. Posted onJun 19, 2026Jun 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning 🛌🏆😴 Related funny posts 🤝 I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.