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I am the Michael Jordan of laying down.

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I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning πŸ›ŒπŸ†πŸ˜΄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, exaggeration, humor, i, jordan, laying, laying down, michael, Michael Jordan, reference, relaxation, sports, sports reference on Jun 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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