Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Looks like those cashews are on a salty, hunched-over mission—just like us after a long day! 😅🥜 Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to embrace our inner nutty spirit. Keep calm and keep munching! 😄🤪

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