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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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Sounds like they've cracked the secret recipe for Eau de Purr-fume. 🐱✨🧼

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, breath, cat, cats, clean, cleaning, detergent, fish, happiness, laundry, laundry detergent, little, smell, vanilla on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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