Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like they've cracked the secret recipe for Eau de Purr-fume. 🐱✨🧼 Related funny posts 🤝 I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet. Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives? I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins. I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.