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Funny laundry detergent quotes

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Commentary:
Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged common, common sense, detergent, eat, glue, hair, humor, i, just, label, laundry, laundry detergent, lesson, life, life lesson, me, never, put, read, sense, telling, warning, warning label, whole on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Commentary:
Sounds like they've cracked the secret recipe for Eau de Purr-fume. 🐱✨🧼

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, breath, cat, cats, clean, cleaning, detergent, fish, happiness, laundry, laundry detergent, little, smell, vanilla on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.
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