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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
27 Funny critique quotes
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂
Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
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Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶
Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”
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Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆
Stop making Fast and Furious movies.
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"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
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"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.
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"Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
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"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.
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"Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"
This meeting could have been an oil painting.
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"Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! 🎨🖌️😴"