Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your sense of humor gets a pink slip from HR ππ€¦ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no oneβs around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. I didnβt believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath. Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.