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Funny cocaine quotes

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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