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Funny cocaine quotes

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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