Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp" Related funny posts 🤝 The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law. We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.” Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle. I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing. The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.