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"Because by the time you reach 30, you've already paid enough in sleepless nights and adulting struggles to deserve some caffeine grace ☕️😂 Who's with me on this adulting perk?"

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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33 shares on Instagram this month:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

42 shares on WeChat this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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