Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30. Commentary:"Because by the time you reach 30, you've already paid enough in sleepless nights and adulting struggles to deserve some caffeine grace ☕️😂 Who's with me on this adulting perk?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday. Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it. Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible. There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee. Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.