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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Spotted on Messenger:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Going viral on Instagram:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Spotted on Telegram:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Going viral on YouTube:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Just shared via X:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Witty text about age and coffee humorously suggesting it should be free after 30.
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"Because by the time you reach 30, you've already paid enough in sleepless nights and adulting struggles to deserve some caffeine grace ☕️😂 Who's with me on this adulting perk?"

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82 shares on Pinterest this month:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

23 shares on X this month:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Spreading quickly via X:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Just shared via WeChat:

Your opinions are not my business.

Trending via WeChat:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Breaking via Slack:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Trending via Facebook:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Spotted on Messenger:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Trending via YouTube:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Spotted on Facebook:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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