Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead. Commentary:"Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision. Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus. You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK? Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on. RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.