Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Cupid's arrow should have just killed me instead.
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Commentary:
“Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong”

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