Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why take a flight when we can just rename our WiFi "Dial-Up Connection"? πππΌ Related funny posts π€ Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo. Airlines when they need to change your flight: hereβs a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: thatβll be $8700. The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.” Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?