Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant ππΆπΌ Related funny posts π€ My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs. Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.