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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ผ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal humor, behavior, calm, dog, dogs, funny observation, human, humans, humor, jobs, observation, pet, pet behavior, relationship, stress on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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