Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.