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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, career, humor, job, job search, know, piece, piece of shit, questioning, sarcasm, search, shit on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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