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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Commentary:
"Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO's of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, behavior, call, cat, dog, humor, message, pet, pet behavior, procrastination, witty on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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