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"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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