I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail πŸ“¬πŸ’β€β™€οΈ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†"