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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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