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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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