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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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When life gives you wrinkles, just squint and call it natural soft focus! 👓😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, eyesight, failing, humor, mirror, nature, older, past, self-image, shock, stress, walk on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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