Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working. Funny Quotes June 17, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka. Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries. I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.
