Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
  • Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.
  • Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!
  • “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
  • If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.