Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Commentary:
“Ah, the timeless art of procrastination! 😄 Why be early when you can make a stylish entrance, right? ⏰🕰️ Just blame it on the ‘foreseen circumstances’ – aka hitting the snooze button a few too many times! 🛌💤 #FashionablyLate”

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