Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.
  • There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
  • I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
  • I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.