Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of procrastination! πŸ˜„ Why be early when you can make a stylish entrance, right? β°πŸ•°οΈ Just blame it on the 'foreseen circumstances' – aka hitting the snooze button a few too many times! πŸ›ŒπŸ’€ #FashionablyLate"