Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why limit it to today? I'm embracing 'unforeseen circumstances' as a lifestyle! 😜🤪" Related funny posts 🤝 Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late. Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious. I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted. Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.