Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! ππΆπ" Related funny posts π€ The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. Itβs crazy that you donβt really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.