Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side? Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my foot's been getting quite the workout! ππ¨π¦Άπ Related funny posts π I donβt think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house. The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.” Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives? My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news.