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I donโ€™t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Witty joke on dating etiquette suggesting the first date should be free and on the house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of who foots the bill on the first date ๐Ÿค” Maybe we should just all agree to let the house cover it and avoid the awkward wallet dance ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿก Who knew real estate could be such a matchmaker? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DateNightOnTheHouse"


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