Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
  • Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
  • Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  • How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
  • I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
  • Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.