Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places. Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away? Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business. You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
