Commentary:
Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
Funny dental visit quotes
My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!
My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.
Commentary:
"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"
Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.
Commentary:
"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"
You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.
Commentary:
"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"