Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other. Related funny posts π€ Itβs legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.