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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.