My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politicianβs name slightly incorrectly. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates πππ¦ Related funny posts π€ Canadian Thanksgiving isnβt the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both β naked people arguing about politics. Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane. My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.