Funny pens quotes

Funny pens quotes ✍️😂 bring a splash of humor to your everyday scribbles! Whether you’re doodling in a meeting or jotting down brilliant ideas 💡, a clever pen pun or witty line can turn ordinary writing into a giggle-worthy moment. Ready to ink some laughs? Let’s dive into the lighter side of stationery and celebrate the quirky charm of our trusty writing tools! 🖊️🎉

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Commentary:
"Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! 🖊️💰 Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunny… 🌴😎 Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!"

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Commentary:
"Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉"

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Commentary:
Guess they know we're more likely to stage a grand pen escape than swipe some cash! 🏦✒️😆

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.