Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my cat sits on my lap, it's not affection—it's a tiny fluffy takeover 🐱👑😼 Related funny posts 🤝 The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else. If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”