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Humorous quote about cats asserting dominance by sitting on your lap.

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

Commentary:
When my cat sits on my lap, it's not affection—it's a tiny fluffy takeover 🐱👑😼

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, cat, cats, domination, fact, humor, lap, pet, pet behavior, sit on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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