The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.