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  • Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

    Commentary:
    “When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the ‘Pizza Lifting Olympics’?!”

  • They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the rare ‘butterfly effect’ of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals”

  • They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

    Commentary:
    “Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄”

  • They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

    Commentary:
    “💡 Let’s call it… ‘SlowMo Saturday’! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆”

  • They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

    Commentary:
    “When I upgrade to that version of life, I’ll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂”

  • They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

    Commentary:
    “Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon”

  • They should invent a day where I don’t think.

    Commentary:
    “National ‘Brain on Vacation’ Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴”

  • They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we’ll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best “I’m totally normal” face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

  • They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

    Commentary:
    🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone’s gotta do it! 💤😂

  • They should invent someone who holds me.

    Commentary:
    “Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉”

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