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28 Funny invent quotes

Funny invent quotes 🤖💡 spark creativity with a twist of humor! Whether you’re a mad scientist or just love clever thinking, these witty lines will tickle your brain and inspire your next big idea. Ready to laugh and invent at the same time? Let’s dive into some clever wordplay that proves innovation doesn’t have to be serious! 😂✨

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Posted on2 months ago1 month ago

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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