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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Trending via WeChat:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Funny invent quotes 🤖💡 spark creativity with a twist of humor! Whether you’re a mad scientist or just love clever thinking, these witty lines will tickle your brain and inspire your next big idea. Ready to laugh and invent at the same time? Let’s dive into some clever wordplay that proves innovation doesn’t have to be serious! 😂✨

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5 days ago
Share →: Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Commentary:
When you're crushless, you're one coffee away from inventing a new form of procrastination 🤔💡😂
2 months ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Commentary:
"💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Commentary:
"When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Commentary:
"Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Commentary:
"National 'Brain on Vacation' Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Commentary:
Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
3 months ago
Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Commentary:
🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it! 💤😂

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Making waves on TikTok:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Making waves on TikTok:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Just shared via Telegram:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Shared recently on Discord:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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