They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness. It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.