They should invent a day where I feel normal. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! π¦π Related funny posts π€ Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited. You know the nap is good when it left you marks. I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. They should invent a day where it all makes sense. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.