Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! ππ±πΏ Related funny posts π€ They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through. Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible. Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you canβt even name one of their songs. The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons. “Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.