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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distraction, etiquette, humor, invent, invention, movie, needs, phone, roof, seat, someone, take, technology, theater, theater seat, through on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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