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Playful quote imagining a DoorDash service for goodnight kisses and tuck-ins.

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Commentary:
A tuck-in service? Finally, my stuffed animals might get some competition! 🧸😴✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, bedtime, comfort, delivery, DoorDash, getting, goodnight, humor, invent, kiss, kiss goodnight, relationship, should, tuck, tuck in on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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