They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A tuck-in service? Finally, my stuffed animals might get some competition! π§Έπ΄β¨ Related funny posts π€ Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan. I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me. Sometimes, when I need a really good nightβs sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.