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  • Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

    Commentary:
    "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’„? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’…! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!๐Ÿ˜œ"