275 Funny phone quotes

• Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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  2 months ago

  going, i, pass, phone, stay, worry

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

• Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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  2 months ago

  around, comfort, comfortable, humor, just, learned, man, phone, psychology, relationship, sleep, through, trust, wants

• So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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  2 months ago

  1, call, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, English, got, humor, i, language, me, phone, phone call, prank, press, said, telemarketer, told, understand

• Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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  2 months ago

  am, call, early, early hour, hour, humor, just, mean, media, morning, phone, posts, privacy, routine, sarcasm, sharing, social, social media, wake, wake up

• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

• I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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  2 months ago

  autocorrect, frustration, hate, humor, i, language, phone, spell, spelling, texting, trying, typo, word

• Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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  2 months ago

  again, annoyance, breakup, ever, hard, humor, phone, ringing, start, stop, sure, technology, using, wait, waiting

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, bed, bedtime, digital, digital addiction, exhausted, exhaustion, fatigue, hours, humor, i, just, late, late night, next, night, phone, phone scrolling, procrastination, relatable, relaxation, scroll, scrolling, sometimes

• You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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  2 months ago

  answer, call, calls, communication, gossip, humor, interaction, miss, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, phone, phone call, social, social interaction

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