Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to pick the lesser evil: the couch potato version of harm reduction ππΊπ± Related funny posts π€ I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me. Iβve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain. What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset. My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.