They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read π±π #EpsteinAlbum Related funny posts π€ The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5. Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone. Welcome to your 50βs, youβll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do. She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.