They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.