I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do our phones have to remind us that time is the real boss? π β°π΄ Related funny posts π€ Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they βcanβt make it to the phone right now.β You carry the phone with you. Itβs the only constant in your life. The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent. How do I even know this guy is my βbossβ? Iβve just been taking his word for it. I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that. To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you donβt have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.