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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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When my phone and my bank account are in a race to see who hits zero first ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ธ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, bank, bank account, battery, comparison, drain, faster, finance, humor, money, only, phone, phone battery, spending, technology, thing on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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