Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition š“š¶šµā” Related funny posts š¤ The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent. Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Just pulled a Wertherās Original out of my pocket, like Iām 87 years old. I donāt want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way. For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.