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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Breaking via Facebook:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Spotted on Telegram:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Just shared via Threads:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Making waves on Twitch:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Trending via Instagram:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Spotted on Threads:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Going viral on Twitch:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Spotted on WeChat:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

89 Funny romance quotes

Funny romance quotes are the perfect blend of ❤️ love and 😂 laughter, making them the ultimate relationship pick-me-up. Whether you’re in a new fling or a seasoned romance, these clever quips will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. From playful puns to witty one-liners, they capture the quirks of love in a way that’s both relatable and hilarious. So, get ready to share some giggles and spread the love! 💌💕

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53 shares on TikTok this month:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

13 shares on X this month:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Freshly posted on Slack:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Breaking via Reddit:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Breaking via Discord:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Seen just now on X:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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