53 Funny romance quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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  Commentary:
  "When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

  Commentary:
  "When pasta, pizza, and romance are a package deal, how can you not say 'Te amo'? 🍕❤️🇮🇹"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"

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