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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Reported on X:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Breaking via Threads:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Live now on Twitch:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Trending via X:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Just landed via X:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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63 Funny romance quotes

Funny romance quotes are the perfect blend of ❤️ love and 😂 laughter, making them the ultimate relationship pick-me-up. Whether you’re in a new fling or a seasoned romance, these clever quips will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. From playful puns to witty one-liners, they capture the quirks of love in a way that’s both relatable and hilarious. So, get ready to share some giggles and spread the love! 💌💕

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5 days ago
Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Commentary:
When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
6 days ago
Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Commentary:
😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
1 week ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
1 week ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Commentary:
"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"
2 weeks ago
Share →: They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Commentary:
"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Commentary:
"Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Shared recently on X:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Going viral on Facebook:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Spotted on Discord:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Trending via Telegram:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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