Funny quotes romance

36 Funny romance quotes

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025