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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

1 week ago

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

1 month ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

1 month ago

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

2 months ago

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

2 months ago

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

3 months ago

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

3 months ago

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

3 months ago

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

3 months ago

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

3 months ago

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

3 months ago

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

3 months ago

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

3 months ago

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

3 months ago

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

3 months ago

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

3 months ago

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

3 months ago

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

3 months ago

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

3 months ago