I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script. Posted on2 hours ago
I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. Posted on4 hours ago
Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?” Posted on1 day ago
I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves. Posted on1 day ago
The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man. Posted on2 days ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Posted on3 days ago
I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. Posted on3 days ago
If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it. Posted on4 days ago
You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. Posted on5 days ago